-cont- i was incredibly impressed and thinking that this was revolutionary and everything would be changed in the way the criminal justice system was run by replacing dogs with pigs, but you were just upset that the default name for the pig was Chubs and you couldn't rename it. the end.
Sergeant Peccary is very self conscious and it hurts his self esteem.
i had a dream that i was hanging out with you and you were playing game that was like a reboot of nintendogs. there was a wide option of dogs to pick from but there were also some joke animals, like skunks and ferrets and pigs. the 'quest' you were on was to raise a new police dog, so naturally you had to choose a big dog. you exploited the system and chose a piglet. -cont-
People responding to that thing with BUT NICOTINE CRAVINGS okay glad that’s more important than my ability to get oxygen into my lungs it’s totally comparable to asphyxiation and also impossible to leave the house or walk twenty feet away to somewhere downwind to take care of that.
Whenever I see stand-up comics do bits about how women can’t get along and that introducing women to each other is like trying to stop cats from fighting I have to wonder if they’re aware women exist outside of high school comedies written by dudes.
I guess adding onto my question earlier: Does the lifespan (and CB'S age for that matter) account for all the age-years they skipped being grown (since they jumped straight past infancy and childhood)? How many years of natural development do they normally skip, anyway?
I have never said, ever, that they just jumped up to adulthood and I’m not sure why you would assume that.
Oh my God Luke beat Calaca at the exact second he also got killed by him, so he got the trophy for beating the game, but it still respawned him at the beginning of the fight like it does when you lose.
I got a question about TIALS. Since these guys ARE technically human (though apparently genetically modded to hell(?)), would they live as long as regular people? Would they live longer to account for all that time traveling? Would they live not as long since they'll only be popular for so long and it wouldn't make sense to over-engineer a product that has no use after something better is created? (Adding onto that: How old /is/ CB, anyway?)
Out of the box they have a normal human life span (whatever constitutes a normal human life span in the nondescript spacefuture), but they replace their parts and chop them up as necessary to make them last as long as possible (hence Commander’s fear of waking up with a laser canon mounted on his chest someday). If they get dinged up bad enough they have to go under for surgery no guarantee they aren’t waking up in the chop shop.
Commander doesn’t know exactly how old he is because you need to track your days when you time travel and all that “getting stuck on viking ships” kind of stuff made him lose track. He’s approximately 32, his ex wife is 29 but they were the same age when they got married. So like, for him he was married for ten years and for her it was seven. He’s been a parent for seven or eight years but his oldest kid is only five.
I’d been putting off shaking out the pig’s baskets because Belzy was collecting those feathers but they were just getting too dusty and it was making them sneeze so I finally cleaned it out and he is PISSSSED OFFFF. He’s running around the cage and hooting angrily and biting me every time I come near his basket.
Got any advice for students in college who want to start a webcomic but don't want to, well, do badly academically?
i guess it would depend on the type of webcomic youre imagining (number of panels, complexity, update schedule, etc) but the blanket answer would be: don’t
despite the fact that i graduated i did not graduate with great grades bc how much i cares about everything around me had dwindled to 0. i stayed up until 3 am most nights, worked on homework at work, never studied and scraped by on the bare minimum
please. prioritize your school over your webcomic. comics can wait. school is to expensive to fuck up
Let’s not forget the myth where Thor, desperate to get his hammer back, dresses up to look like the Vanir Freyja under the advice of Loki and Heimdall; in order to woo Thrym (king of the jotnar), become his new wife, and then wreck shit up as soon as he got back Mjollnir. I want to see Idris Elba, Chris Hemsworth, and Tom Hiddleston do this as a special feature for fans.
I apologize for the storm of feces this May have caused. But do you think Falcon taking over as Cap is a cool thing? I hope they somehow make him a super soldier, but a captain America with flight tech seems pretty awesome
I think it would be cool if they did a run about Sam teaming up with Eli Bradley and the challenges for both of them living up to the footsteps of Isaiah Bradley