I draw the webcomic Manly Guys Doing Manly Things and work on cartoons you might see on TV sometimes.
"built like a Dragonball Z character" is now my favourite way to describe bigass shoulders.
It’s a combination of broad shoulders with a short torso and long legs. I am actual Goku.
Commander probably learned how to do simple origami things like cranes and owls and lucky stars to keep his kids entertained when they’re stuck in boring places like waiting rooms, so they can have paper crane races instead of getting antsy and complaining.
It means he loves you and wants to feed you, it’s like the bird equivalent to leaving dead mice on your doorstep. It also could mean he thinks you’re his mate and could possibly start getting moody and hormonal so a lot of people recommend you only pet them on the head instead of the back or belly so they don’t get the “wrong message”. Axi went through like some kind of teenager period where he was ALWAYS REGURGITATING FOOD AND SITTING ON ANYTHING EGG SHAPED but he got over it and only horked up food sometimes. The breeder we got him from assured us he was totally fine and he lived to the ripe old lovebird age of 14.
There are things that are usually taken out aside from taxes that vary depending on your job/country like union dues, Employment Insurance, pension stuff, that sort of thing, but they should be listed on your pay cheque. Direct deposit can sometimes cost a little too? Otherwise? I dunno? I’m not really knowledgable with what might be divvying up your money.
In an alternate mirror universe where game developers are terrified of making new franchises starring male leads Gears of War, Call of Duty, Doom, Max Payne, Battlefield, and Deus Ex all star Duke Nukem and people get really angry when you say you wish they would try to make some new male leads instead of hammer Duke Nukem into increasingly tonally different games.