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championofpitfalls:

b-mommy:

rapcat:

b-mommy:

barbeauxbot:

You know what I call a woman who sleeps around?

Her name.  

 #SICK BURN

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIITTT

Unpopular opinion: i hate isabella. Not because she gets laid, but because she STOLE THE FUCKING Q’UN AND SPARKED A WAR. I mean, fuck, I’ve killed dragons and she thinks I can’t kill one asshole?
Also she hit on fenris and he is off limits

And she’s a douche. Like, ugh she is just such a fucking bro and also she has the same fucking personality as oghren who is disgusting

Could you possibly be any more wrong even if you tried?

Even if you went to college and got a BA in Wrong and then went on to get a Master’s in Advanced Wrong and then became a Wrongness lecturer at an Ivy League school?

lol Fenris is off limits
I like how people expect characters to be foreveralone unless your player character is banging them. Like, no they can’t have a life and can’t find any small measure of happiness they can in a world full of really fucked up bullshit because my character wants to stick their privates on. 

Isabela stabed me in the back every time the game gave her an opening. I wish I had her friendship up high enough that she would have come back after she ran off before the Qunari started busting heads just so I could hand her over and say SEE HOW IT FEELS, BITCH? Because I was a vindictive Hawke. It’s entirely possible to dislike a fictional character for reasons other than how much fictional sex they’re having and which fictional characters they’re having it with. Other people like her, I get that, good on them. I’m not going to say they’re wrong, I wasn’t a fan

(Source: dragonageconfessions)