I draw the webcomic Manly Guys Doing Manly Things and work on cartoons you might see on TV sometimes.

 

Waaaabcaaaaamaaaaaks.
I don’t even know why I feel like sharing this. I think I’m just tossing this guy in the spam filter from here on out.
Before people ask me why I even have comments on, most of the people who hang out around the site are pretty cool and this stuff is in the minority. I’d miss the regulars if I cut everyone off, and I’d feel bad for acting out of spite.
On that note, I really want to say thanks to the people who make it fun by sharing anecdotes, starting civil discussions, catching my abundant typos before I make too much of an ass of myself and speculating on what’s in store down the road when they go to the site, I really do enjoy having you around.

Waaaabcaaaaamaaaaaks.

I don’t even know why I feel like sharing this. I think I’m just tossing this guy in the spam filter from here on out.

Before people ask me why I even have comments on, most of the people who hang out around the site are pretty cool and this stuff is in the minority. I’d miss the regulars if I cut everyone off, and I’d feel bad for acting out of spite.

On that note, I really want to say thanks to the people who make it fun by sharing anecdotes, starting civil discussions, catching my abundant typos before I make too much of an ass of myself and speculating on what’s in store down the road when they go to the site, I really do enjoy having you around.

  1. teamheadcanon-deactivated said: apparently you exist to update your webcomic and that’s all, fuck your life, fuck your feelings, it’s perfectly ok as long as you’re updating!! Ah, people are jerks!
  2. epistemotypus said: Sounds like the best idea. I meant what I said BTW. You could update once a month and I would be satisfied. My life is not webcomics. I understand life and its demands. Do what is best for you. I’m sorry that 12 year olds have access to the internet.
  3. therealkandenneky said: YOU DO CARE I was nearly under the impression that you were breaking down from all the stress from all the imbeciles of the internet
  4. harleyrossillustrates said: I like the civil tone of his idiocy
  5. thecreach said: Just when I thought he couldn’t get any more pathetic, he starts bragging with how many proxies he’s got. What a moron.
  6. cuttlefishdoctors said: Gosh, he’s right. How dare you be even a day late with his completely free entertainment that you spend your time and effort on. In all seriousness, what a douchecanoe. Fuck that guy.
  7. ospreysoul said: Funny, I don’t see what “be[ing] a man” has anything to do with dealing with (or being) a rude, unsavory individual.
  8. louiselakey said: You’re making an amazing (and free) webcomic! Thank you for putting so much time and effort in to it, ignore these self-entitled jerkwads. I hope overall you enjoy doing MGDMT and the next project! Don’t listen to assholes! (love the comic)
  9. sugarbeta said: This guy needs to take his own advice. I’m assuming, anyway; I’ll admit my eyes keep sliding off his “wow, I’m trying super hard to be witty and cool” tl;dr.
  10. badhawaiian-shirts reblogged this from coelasquid and added:
    Why does everyone think you’re a man? (Answer: on the Internet, there are no girls.)
  11. ballroomnotoriety said: seven proxies what an internet hardass ^o^
  12. areyoshi reblogged this from coelasquid and added:
    I occasionally want to smack people on the internet.
  13. areyoshi said: He thinks he’s a troll but doesn’t realize he’s not impressing anyone. This is cute.
  14. greengoateegal said: hey, bernard. hey, bernard. hey, listen. bernard. listen. no. shut up.
  15. abhorrentialism said: Guy’s a fucking sociopath.
  16. cat-moustache said: Where does this guy get off? Your webcomic is bloody *free* to read and on top of that the art is great and the story is really good *consistently*. Holy bejesus you don’t post for two weeks because you have a life and friends? *cue end of days*
  17. authorx said: Wow. That guy really likes the sound of his own keyboard typing. There’s also something about throwing in repeated, gratuitous smiley faces during dickish rants that makes me want to strangle trolls even more.
  18. nedroidcomics said: I want Bernard to die in a fire.
  19. draw2much said: I’ve decided people who complain about not updating enough are people who don’t know the first thing about making a webcomic. If they knew how much work it takes, they’d stop whining and just be glad you put it up for free. =_=;;;
  20. iamlainface said: I love how obnoxious and rude people can be once they’re sitting at a computer. Though, you really gotta pity this person for being so self-absorbed.
  21. skie-dragon said: That dude is a douche.
  22. bastoksbestdelicatessen said: fuck the what now? This guy. Wow. He… *facepalm* I’m glad you don’t let this get you down.
  23. peanutjellyandbutter said: I don’t even know what to make of this guy. That post doesn’t necessarily make me angry, because it’s such a ridiculous mess, but I also can’t tell if he was trying to troll and doing horribly or is just a very disorganized asshole. It’s just…dumb.
  24. ryulongd said: Look out, he’s got seven proxies and is therefore a bad ass.
  25. fearfield reblogged this from coelasquid and added:
    It’s not fair that he justifies his self-entitlement with “boo the artist is just sensitive.” It’s ironic he tells you...
  26. thenerdjazz said: We all deal with negativity. The healthy thing to do here is focus on the positive comments, which will make both the receiver and sender feel worthwhile, and try to bury the ones with no constructive criticism.
  27. artymine said: I’d suggest a buttload of copypasta at this point, or to tell him to go back to 9gag. Of course, that’s what I would do, so it’s….childish and immature to say the least. >3> Also, I love how this shmuck assumes you’re a man.
  28. mettlesome-wight said: The same guy? There are waves of entitlement coming off this comment, not to mention the condescending “friendliness.” haha wow.
  29. kezhound said: Wow. What a DICK.
  30. korybing said: Hah hah wooowwwwww. Now I don’t feel as terrible about the awful comments I get on my comic. These sorts seem to be all over, I guess. Wow!
  31. kaileighblue said: I love it when they think you’re hurt by their “Oh so clever” banter. I had one of those, just one, and I thought he was hilarious but I was advised to block him because he created a negative vibe.
  32. missmayinga reblogged this from coelasquid and added:
    Wow. The Quintessential Douche, in the flesh. He….he’s beautiful.
  33. hella-bara said: Wow what a douchebag
  34. tall-soy-latte said: what is this i can’t. kelly what is all this having things to do and a life to have? drop everything ever. fuck your personal life and the stuff you do. god save you if you don’t update on time. I don’t understand people
  35. prince-ichi said: e-punch him in the balls.
  36. ladylaguna said: I think “DUH DUH DUHHHHH” pretty much sums it up. He’s just begging for your awkward boner— err, attention, let him roll on out with his eighteen proxies