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NYC Food Truck Launches a ‘Douche Burger’ That Costs $666
Sensationalism aside, there really is a food truck based out of NYC that is selling a ‘Douche Burger’ that will cost you $666.
The burger, a product of NYC food truck 666 Burger, contains all the proper pretentious food delicacies needed when claiming you were eating “the best” of something. Each Douche Burger is foie-stuffed, gold-leaf-wrapped Kobe patty, topped with caviar, lobster, truffles, Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, and BBQ sauce made using a luxury Kopi Kuwak coffee.
According to 666 Burger, in true douche fashion, “[The Douche Burger] may not taste good, but will make you feel rich as f–k.”
lets start a kickstarter so i can eat this boigah
Knowing that I could afford this burger if I really wanted it is a horrible weight on my shoulders, because there’s that little voice at the back of my subconscious that wants me to eat it and report back about the experience.
WOW THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING THOUGH
I NEED IT
LOL. It sounds nasty as hell. So funny.
My stomach says yes while my wallet screams in agony as it’s repeatedly pierced by the douche burger.
Foie-stuffed as in foie gras? No thanks. That shit is gross.