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binhcao:

NYC Food Truck Launches a ‘Douche Burger’ That Costs $666
Sensationalism aside, there really is a food truck based out of NYC that is selling a ‘Douche Burger’ that will cost you $666.
The burger, a product of NYC food truck 666 Burger, contains all the proper pretentious food delicacies needed when claiming you were eating “the best” of something. Each Douche Burger is foie-stuffed, gold-leaf-wrapped Kobe patty, topped with caviar, lobster, truffles, Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, and BBQ sauce made using a luxury Kopi Kuwak coffee.
According to 666 Burger, in true douche fashion, “[The Douche Burger] may not taste good, but will make you feel rich as f–k.”

lets start a kickstarter so i can eat this boigah

Knowing that I could afford this burger if I really wanted it is a horrible weight on my shoulders, because there’s that little voice at the back of my subconscious that wants me to eat it and report back about the experience.

beesmygod:

binhcao:

NYC Food Truck Launches a ‘Douche Burger’ That Costs $666

Sensationalism aside, there really is a food truck based out of NYC that is selling a ‘Douche Burger’ that will cost you $666.

The burger, a product of NYC food truck 666 Burger, contains all the proper pretentious food delicacies needed when claiming you were eating “the best” of something. Each Douche Burger is foie-stuffed, gold-leaf-wrapped Kobe patty, topped with caviar, lobster, truffles, Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, and BBQ sauce made using a luxury Kopi Kuwak coffee.

According to 666 Burger, in true douche fashion, “[The Douche Burger] may not taste good, but will make you feel rich as f–k.”

lets start a kickstarter so i can eat this boigah

Knowing that I could afford this burger if I really wanted it is a horrible weight on my shoulders, because there’s that little voice at the back of my subconscious that wants me to eat it and report back about the experience.

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    I NEED IT
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    LOL. It sounds nasty as hell. So funny.
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    My stomach says yes while my wallet screams in agony as it’s repeatedly pierced by the douche burger.
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    Foie-stuffed as in foie gras? No thanks. That shit is gross.
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    ^ That right there is why this burger will do better than it has any right to.
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