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Current temperatures around the world

wow it’s heating up in Scotland. 

america why

also why do i have to happen to live in one of the two small pink places why 

if those are actually pink patches and not me trippin balls

then how in the bloody Hell is it possible that America has warmer weather than aNYWHERE ELSE ON THE PLANET ???

Dear Tumblr,

What you’re seeing is the result of the EXTREME BUTTMAD of Redneck Bible-belters due to socialized health-care laws passing. It seems the only reason why Florida isn’t into the white temperatures of the spectrum is due to bath salts. Apparently, zombies don’t generate body-heat…