trackemfindemkillem:

GUNNAR JENSEN
Chemical engineer.  Fulbright Scholar.  MIT.  Harvard. Quit to be a bouncer to impress a girl. So there you go.
DOB: November 3, 1957
Height: 6’5Weight: 242 lbs.
Weapon of Choice:  Grenade Launcher
Psych Profile:  A mess.  Addict? Drunkard?  Brain damaged? Autistic savant?  All of the above? 
Idiosyncrasies: Brilliant, if inept.  

Ahahahahaha Gunnar Jensen’s backstory is basically real life Dolph Lundgren’s biography.

trackemfindemkillem:

GUNNAR JENSEN

Chemical engineer.  Fulbright Scholar.  MITHarvard. Quit to be a bouncer to impress a girl. So there you go.

DOB: November 3, 1957

Height: 6’5

Weight: 242 lbs.

Weapon of Choice:  Grenade Launcher

Psych Profile:  A mess.  Addict? Drunkard?  Brain damaged? Autistic savant?  All of the above

IdiosyncrasiesBrilliant, if inept.  

Ahahahahaha Gunnar Jensen’s backstory is basically real life Dolph Lundgren’s biography.

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    yup.
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    for half a second I thought it WAS Dolph Lundgren’s backstory
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