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xiii-thedeath:

I would defend their freedom of speech if I thought it was in jeopardy. I would defend their freedom of speech to tell uninspired, bigoted, blowjob, gay-bashing, racist and rape jokes all under the guise of being edgy, but that’s not the edge. That’s what sells. They couldn’t possibly pander any harder or be more commercially mainstream, because this is the “Oh no, you didn’t say that!” generation, where a shocking comment has more weight than the truth. No one has any shame anymore, and we’re supposed to celebrate it. I saw a woman throw a used tampon at another woman last night on network television, a network that bills itself as “Today’s Woman’s Channel”. Kids beat each other blind and post it on Youtube. I mean, do you remember when eating rats and maggots on Survivor was shocking? It all seems so quaint now. I’m sure the girls from “2 Girls 1 Cup” are gonna have their own dating show on VH-1 any day now. I mean, why have a civilization anymore if we no longer are interested in being civilized?

WOAH. THAT WAS. AWESOME.

I NEED

TO SEE

THIS FUCKING

MOVIE

RIGHT NOW

FUCK

I really didn’t enjoy this movie at all. It was so firmly rooted on its soapbox that it lost the ability to be very satirical. Everyone other than the main character was such a one-dimensional strawman of ineptitude that every scene was just another rant to prove to you that he’s The Only Smart Person Left. I got the feeling that the sort of people who really identified with him would be the internet “special snowflakes” who think that they’re the lone beacons of rationality and good taste championing their (really quite widespread) “unpopular opinions” to the ignorant masses.

The impression I got from it was kind of… a representative of Reddit and Tumbr team up in a shallow imitation of Leon: The Professional with a driving need to prove how terribly clever they are.

(Source: xii-thehangedman)