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I just got a bill from the ER I was taken to after the accident four months ago asking $420 for the literally the zero services they provided for me. The doctor just told me I obviously wasn’t bleeding internally and that there was nothing to they could do about cracked ribs so it wasn’t even worth an xray to accurately assess the damage. And then wrote me a prescription for painkillers.
Wait, actually, they did make me do a urine sample because they said they have to ask women for them. Which seems kind of funny now that I think about it, “we don’t really care if your ribs are broken but it’s mandatory that we know if you’re pregnant (or whatever they would be exclusively checking women for).
And I know it’s not the ambulance, because Brett got billed for that.