I can’t stop seeing/thinking Jack Cayman as Commander Badass :I

Sorry, ‘squid.

Giving him the Red set of clothes in Multiplayer just makes it worse.

Though apparently Jack says he doesn’t smoke cigars anymore since his daughter told him it’s bad for his health.

Yeah, I’m wondering when the hell he got a daughter as well.

He also looks like Damon Baird and DiC Simon Belmont and Cid Highwind and any number of other equally token blond action guys, and Wolverine, and Hellboy, and probably more.

We discussed this like a year ago.